I got tagged

SEVEN MEMES

Ragus Pug’s mama has tagged me with the 7 MEMEs...

SEVEN THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. Expand my foreign travel repertoire to include more than Mexico (places that interest me: The Kara Sea, just because it’s my sea; Greece, because everything goes back there somehow; everywhere Jesus and the apostles and the disciples went; Australia (to Alan and Terri: because I COULD TOO have been an aborigine!) and because all the animals there are so cute!); Hawaii, because Alan so RUDELY went without me, even though I told him he could; all the typical places everyone goes like London, Paris, etc. etc.; Sweden, because I had a pen pal there when I was younger; Jamaica, because Dad always went on mission trips there when I was younger, so I didn’t realize people went there for vacation until college; China, because there must be TONS of pugs there!!!
2. Own a Viper (car, not snake).
3. Learn a biblical language, or at least enough of one to read a passage in its original text
4. Make the leap from newspapers to books, and write at least one
5. Be a “mall stroller mom” with at least one college friend
6. Purchase an item from one of the following without looking at the price: Tiffany & Co., Brighton, or, I’ll just be real, Target
7. See Jenny and Travis get married!!!

SEVEN THINGS I CANNOT DO:
1. Calculus. Don’t touch me with numbers!
2. Learn Spanish. After taking it K-12, I’ve developed a mental block against that language!
3. Aim spit. I got a bad sunflower seed the other day and tried to spit it out in the trash. Where did it go? My chin.
4. Whistle. Did you know that only 7% of women can?
5. Cross my eyes. I can either get one or the other, but not both!
6. Wear underwear that has fallen on the laundry room floor without re-washing it. Sorry, it’s dirty!
7. Watch surgery. I caught some of one Alan was watching the other day and I still get flashbacks and gag!

SEVEN THINGS THAT ATTRACT ME TO BLOGGLING:
1. It’s like a scrapbook that you can share with everyone instantly
2. Seeing pictures of pugs. I’m addicted. I know. I admit it.
3. Keeping up with far-away friends.
4. Just one more place for me to write – I’m always drawn to that
5. Showing off my puggies!
6. Learning website building little by little
7. Making a journal I can keep on a disk

SEVEN THINGS I SAY MOST OFTEN:
1. Will you make me chocolate milk?
2. You’re my Kritter-itter
3. I love the moe-moe, yes I do
4. Put that away or Kritter will mark it (He’s protesting the lack of doggy door in our new house. ‘bout to fix that one – somebody’s getting a belly belt – ha ha!!!)
5. I love you
6. Will that (ESPN, ESPN.com, sporting event) be on your test?
7. I want another puppy! (A pied Frenchie girl!!!)

SEVEN BOOKS I LIKE:
1. Bible
2. The Bearenstain Bears - I loved those as a kid!
3. The Great Gatsby
4. Any Mary Higgins Clark
5. Ann Coulter
6. Mark Levin
7. Nancy Drew - another kid fav

SEVEN MOVIES THAT I WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Frequency
2. The Count of Monte Cristo (Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan? - love that guy!)
3. White Christmas (1954)
4. Ten Commandments (1956)
5. What Women Want
6. How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
7. Ocean's 11

SEVEN PEOPLE/DOG I WANT TO JOIN IN DOING THIS:
1. Robb
2. Emily
3. Jenny
4. Travis
5. Terri
6. Kyle
7. Alan

And now, my own little fun additions:

SEVEN PEOPLE YOU'D KICK OFF THE ISLAND IF IT WAS UP TO YOU:
1. Britney Spears
2. Barbara Streisand
3. Ted Kennedy
4. "The Rev." Jackson
5. Michael Moore
6. Madonna
7. Hillary

SEVEN FASHIONS THAT SHOULD BE CRIMES:
1. Fanny packs
2. Gold lamme
3. Thong swimwear
4. Anything worn by Gwen Stefani or Lil' Kim (I'm sorry, I don't get it. If I went into my closet blind and got dressed, people would say I looked terrible. Oh wait, they pay a lot to look like that. It must be fashion!)
5. Neon....anything
6. The skunk highlights that people pay a lot of money for
7. Shoulder pads - 80's style

SEVEN QUESTIONS FOR GOD:
1. Mosquitoes - WHY???
2. What makes you laugh?
3. Explain the whole three in one thing.
4. Was there anyone you were ever really tempted to zap just because they were annoying?
5. How many hairs are on my head?
6. Even though you "knew," did anything ever surprise you?
7. What happens to animals when they die?

SEVEN LAWS YOU WOULD MAKE IF YOU WERE KING/QUEEN:
1. Movie lines may not be quoted more than twice in a single conversation.
2. Bodily functions and potty humor are no longer funny and may not be made the major subject of any movie/t.v. show.
3. Any woman who wears next to nothing cannot complain that men leer at her/make inappropriate comments/treat her badly/just want sex.
4. Chocolate is a fruit and has no fattening qualities.
5. People who smoke/dip/eat too much or otherwise harm themselves may not sue the provider of the product they used to harm themselves.
6. Shopping is the best way to lose weight and tone muscles.
7. Snobs will be used for manual labor.