Sunday, April 30, 2006

Mosquito DEATH TRAP

After a blissful two or three months without armies of my arch enemies - mosquitoes - the swarms have returned.
But now I'm armed.
I am now in possession of a SkeeterVac SV-2000, or, as I like to call it: The Mosquito DEATH TRAP.
We chose this model of mosquito death machine because, according to epinions, it works best. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a model that promised to make the little creeps suffer before they die. However, Alan assures me that they will starve to death, which is very unpleasant, so I am satisfied.
If this machine does it's job, I might get through the summer without another incident of self mutilation.

I have an ugly scar from that, which I of course blame on Alan for saying I didn't need stitches. He uses big medical terms to explain why it was going to scar no matter what, but it's still his fault for leaving his stuff laying around!

3 comments:

Sandy said...

That looks like a handy device. I'll have to check into that. We can't swim in the pool at dusk or after because even when you are in the water, they will light on your face or head! There is a new home being built near us and I've seen a van there that has www.mosquitoesnomore.com on it. I looked it up but they don't talk about pricing. Thanks for sharing that with us and let us know how well it works.

♥Lisa and The Pug Posse ♥ said...

Yes I have seen those....and i really want one. we live near a pond and brook. a great place for a Mosquito's breeding ground. yikes! So I think one here will come in handy on Summer nights. the bug zapper only does so much. I really don't want the West Nile Virus! so hopefully soon we will own a Mosquito Death Trap.

As for you scar! Ouch!! no more swatting at bugs with a sharp object in you hands!

Anonymous said...

Get Mederma It works, you just have to be good about remembering to put it on like three times a day.