Sophie and the dark side

I recently moved to the dark side of my career field: advertising. I will always love the news side, but for now I am really enjoying the change.
The new job involves writing promotional pieces on businesses that advertise with my company, designing special inserts and taking the photographs to illustrate them.
I knew I'd made the right move the second I walked into the very first business I was to work with and saw this:

I present Sophie, resident diva/mascot of Galveston Gallery, sporting a pink tweed coat and green faux crocodile collar. Refined customers may receive a patented Pug snort of approval.

If you are extremely bored, you can read the whole advertorial here.