Gizmo tagged

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I mean hello - but keep your distance - I don't trust nobody new.
I'm Gizmo, and momma said ChiChi, Miko & MeiMei, Daisy tagged me. I don't know what a tag is, and I'm not sure I like it, but momma says it's ok. I have to tell five weird things about myself and she'll put on pictures of me being weird. I don't know five weird things about myself, but momma says she knows 5,000. Here's some of what she says:

1. I make my own snacks. Momma says this is nasty and won't let me kiss her after I eat one of my snacks, but I still love them!

2. My middle name is Mastapoo, because of the snack thing.

3. I do not like anyone new. I used to be very bad about this and would not tolerate anyone new, especially in my house. I barked my little head off if they didn't go away. But now I'm getting better. I still have a big problem with children though - they freak me out!

4. I hate many household objects, including the vacuum cleaner, hairdryer, electric toothbrush, smoke alarm, and anything that makes noise in general.

5. Mom says I am a saber-tooth tiger. I don't know why. Daddy says it makes no sense that I am a saber-tooth tiger, but momma calls me that anyway. She also calls me Moe, MoeMoe, Gizzy MoeMoe, Moester, The Moe, Moeness, Mister Moe and all kinds of variations of that. I just come running whenever I hear her voice.

6. I don't like it when other dogs play fetch. When momma plays fetch with Kritter, I bark and take the toy away from Kritter and bring it back to momma, cause there will be no fetch playing in my house!

7. When I run, when someone looks at me, when I want food and when any of the hated household objects comes out, I pull my ears back so far on my head that I look like I don't have ears at all.

8. I have many barks. When I need to bark, but it's not a really serious situation, I say ruff ruff, and I puff out my cheeks when I do that one. When someone is finished with their food and forgets to give me a bite, I bark at them and the food. That one is as arf! arf! When I get left in a room by myself or I can't get up or down by myself, I do my "puppy in distress bark." It sounds like arrrrh arrrrh. When I need to go buck wild barking, I say arh arh arh arh, clench my cute little butt and make the hair on my back stand straight up.

9. Sometime I go "undercover pug" if I'm chilly in bed. It's a little difficult because my face is flat, so momma usually holds up the covers for me so I can just walk under. Then I squeeze myself into the tightest space I can find, like between Momma's knees, feet, between mom and dad, between pillows - anywhere that doesn't look like I can fit there, that's what I go for.

10. I came with my momma's engagement ring. My human uncle picked me out from my litter and took me in a car on a long ride. A big big truck ran us off the road and I peed on my uncle. When we finally got where we were going, my uncle gave me to Alan, who put a collar around my neck that said my name in big letters. Then he tied a little bag with a sparkley circle in it on the collar. I had to wait in a box he hid behind a chair until he came back, pulled me out and handed me to someone else. Alan said, "Gizmo, this is your momma," and I was very happy, because I knew who was going to keep me! Then Alan asked momma to marry him, but she really wasn't paying much attention to him because she was looking at me. I guess it worked out though, because momma's name changed, Alan moved in and momma told me he was my dad.

Momma says she's going to put more pictures on this thing later.

She says I tag Kritter, Axel, Gracie, Simba and Benny.