Kritter tagged

Hi! Come closer so I can kiss you! I love you! You taste great! Ok, we'll make out more in a minute. Stare into my big brown eyes and get some treats ready while I tell you what's up.
Mom says Gizmo, Miko & MeiMei and Chloe tagged me, and now I get to tell you about myself. Dad hates it when mom lets us talk on her blog, and mom's friend makes fun of her, but she tells them to bite her. I love biting Dad's hands! But that is another story.

Five weird things about me:

1. I'm quite devious. Dad says I play mom for sympathy and treats. It's true. My best performance was when mom got me neutered. When she picked me up, I acted all limp and sad. When we got home, I crawled under the couch and wouldn't come out to eat or drink. Mom was still in school and she had to go to class, so she called Alan to come and watch me. As soon as I heard her car leave the driveway, I ran out from under the couch, chowed down, played with Gizmo and Alan and ran around like mad. But as soon as I heard her car coming back, I ran back under the couch and acted sad again. She petted me all night and gave me treats.

2. I love puppies. They smell so good! I want a little sister very much. Mom says we are getting a brindle pied French bulldog girl as soon as Moe can handle it. I hope he mellows out soon!

3. I can drive. When I was a puppy I always got to ride in mom's lap in the car, and I got used to driving. Mom says it's too dangerous now, so I only get to drive when there's nobody else on the road.

4. I dance around the trash can. I can just reach it and pull something out if I dance just right and stand on my very tip-toes. Mom tells me not to dance, but I just usually get away with it.

5. I play half fetch when Gizmo is around. I run after the toy and pick up, but then I hand it to him, because he freaks out if he doesn't get to take it take to mom. If he's asleep or doesn't want to play, I bring it back halfway a few time until I'm sure he's not playing, and then I'll begin bringing the toy all the way back. Mom says I'm a good brother.

Mom says that I tag Oscar and anypug who want to play!